Spectrum Essentials Organic Coconut Oil, Unrefined, 15 Ounce (Disgusting)

This is bad. It's gross and weird and yellow and smells like someone's moist step-uncle. Idk wtf Spectrum ~Essentials~ is doing, but they need to not do it anymore. 

This cost me like...seven bux and some change on Amazon, and I should've known. First of all...any coconut oil I've gotten in plastic, has been a little off. They often always have crunchy, gritty bits. But plastic is cheaper than the ones that come in glass, obviously, so I'd just shrug like fine this is the price I have to pay for being cheap and poor and wanting to die all the time always. 

But this particular version from Spectrum went too far with the nastiness. I always read reviews after I buy shit, which is so dumb but hey that's me, but after I did I immediately regretted my buying choice because mad comments were like "...this is gross", or "...why is it yellow?". But I like to ignore comments because I feel people in general are very extra and just be doing the most, so a lot of times negative comments are exaggerated. NOT IN THIS CASE. Def do not recommend buying this coconut oil, eventho it's mad cheap. It's mad cheap for a reason. It smells weird, is gritty, and is yellow. Something is very wrong and bad.

New Chapter Coenzyme B Food, Vitamin B Complex

I really liked this, but it's not cost-effective for me (ie: I'm poor help). For a 15 day supply it cost me fifteen bucks. A dollar a day, fam? Ionoboutalladat. I initially thought it was a thirty day supply when purchasing off amazon. It has 30 tabs, but because I wanted to be a dummy and not check serving size or suggested use, I didn't realize it's a two tabs a day sort of deal. Though...you could prob get away with just taking one a day. Like the B12 in this is 2,000% daily value. So take one a day and you're getting a thousand percent apparently lol so that seems pretty good? But me, I just like to do what the directions say. So I took two a day.

This makes your pee green. This is one of--This is like the main reason I really liked this lol. At first I got scared like what the fuck do I have leprosy why is my pee like nuclear-colored. But then I remembered, oh, I'm taking these weird ass vitamins. It has 155 mg of spinach powder, and 96 mg of organic blueberry powder per serving, so I guess either one or both of those things are to blame. I liked having green pee because it made me think these were ~working~? Though possibly I could have just been pissing my dollar a day into the toilet and that's just so great :') 

Other shit this has:

-Thiamin (333% daily value)

-Riboflavin (529%)

-Niacin (225%)

-Vitamin B6 (450%)

-Folate (100%)

-Biotin (100%)

-Pantothenic Acid (450%)

It says that all those are from "culture media". Idk wtf that means, but it sounds fancy and like the vitamins are more....better? Lol like there's more, and it absorbs into your human body better than...other vitamins? Man, idk. 

Then they have extra shit, like I mentioned the spinach and blueberry powders, and also something called a Stress Response Blend with like ginseng, chamomile, hawthorn, etc. 132mgs of Organic Lecithin (idk), some shit called Immune Support Blend, with elderberry extract and some other shit, Organic Turmeric, and Ginger. 

So there's a lot going on, but when I read it had all this shit I got excited. It just sounded good like I don't even know what the fuck Lecithin is or does. Lemme look it up right quick. Back! lol smh I got IMMEDIATELY ANNOYED doing my nanosecond search of lecithin but apparently it helps with high cholesterol and possibly neurological disorders? The bottle does claim it has nervous system support, so sure!! 

Anyway, I really like this and want to take it more but I'm poor and there was a cute poem for you ;)

I think I just gotta prioritize and save money to buy expensive vitamins I think are cool instead of, like, hot dogs and ill-fitting clothes from China. No but most of my shitty money goes towards terrible food? And it's like what's the point of taking vitamins if you're not assisting it with a good diet? But don't ever judge me like this again who the hell do you think you are?? Anyway, I found some way cheaper vitamins on Thrive Market, so imma use those up and if I like them stay with them? Idk, there's no way those are gonna give me green pee :( That's all I really want out of life, for my pee to look like Chernobyl :/

Gross Quick Chek Food

I gotta stop buying food from Quick Chek. I'm trying to health myself and eating food from a gas station is not it. And like it could be worse, but how is me saying "it could be worse" in any way okay? Like they have okayish salads?? I like their salads sigh and it's the only place around me within walking distance where I can just pop in and order a "fresh" salad. Even though it's at a gas station :/ Also the salads aren't even totally fresh?? Like how cum the avocado is always rubbery??? Hmm?? 

But the salads are basically the only okayish maybe thing. And this turkey sandwich I've ordered a bunch of times on wheat bread. That seemed pretty legit. BUT NOTHING ELSE. 

So gross food I've recently ordered from here because I'm heated I waited like twenty minutes for them to "cook" me six soggy ass basically hash browns today:

-"Spuds", ie: soggy hashbrowns.

HUGE REGRET. When I saw the choice "spuds" in the snack section on the menu, for some reason I was imagining little potato balls or something. And my bitch ass got excited. I waited a million years for Quick Chek to make what are apparently tiny hash brown circles??? And they weren't even crispy, OR FRESH. They were soggy and I was upset? I paid under two bux for them so fine, but you can get like two perfectly good and crispy ass actually hashbrown sized hashbrowns at McDonald's...like...who do you think you are being so ugly and demonic?? I'm not going back here lol this is the last straw I'm upset

-"Supreme Pizza Rolls" or some shit

Yo, these are literally just Tostinos pizza rolls. They're buggin'. Again, seeing it posted on the menu, for some reason I was imagining a little ball but pizza. Is it just my dumb mind making shit up? Yes. But Quick Chek is so ugly for this. They charge like two dollars for like six "rolls". Lmao. You can buy like a whole bag of these shits at the grocery store for that LIKE YOU ARE DISGUSTING. Or am I disgusting for buying them? I still want my money back for this, this shit was soggy af. 

-Hot Dog

Lol, the hot dog wasn't actually that bad. And like, it was a hot dog. Hot Dogs are just Bad Food. What are they even made of - nitrates and type 3 diabetes?? So like I was in the wrong from jump even ordering one. I got red onions and tomato and mustard on mine. Please don't ask me why I got tomato. I just love tomato... Their tomato was not...it was lookin' a little pale. I gotta stop ordering "fresh food" from here. It's so...it's so gross. Sigh, so many regrets.