I really liked this, but it's not cost-effective for me (ie: I'm poor help). For a 15 day supply it cost me fifteen bucks. A dollar a day, fam? Ionoboutalladat. I initially thought it was a thirty day supply when purchasing off amazon. It has 30 tabs, but because I wanted to be a dummy and not check serving size or suggested use, I didn't realize it's a two tabs a day sort of deal. Though...you could prob get away with just taking one a day. Like the B12 in this is 2,000% daily value. So take one a day and you're getting a thousand percent apparently lol so that seems pretty good? But me, I just like to do what the directions say. So I took two a day.
This makes your pee green. This is one of--This is like the main reason I really liked this lol. At first I got scared like what the fuck do I have leprosy why is my pee like nuclear-colored. But then I remembered, oh, I'm taking these weird ass vitamins. It has 155 mg of spinach powder, and 96 mg of organic blueberry powder per serving, so I guess either one or both of those things are to blame. I liked having green pee because it made me think these were ~working~? Though possibly I could have just been pissing my dollar a day into the toilet and that's just so great :')
Other shit this has:
-Thiamin (333% daily value)
-Riboflavin (529%)
-Niacin (225%)
-Vitamin B6 (450%)
-Folate (100%)
-Biotin (100%)
-Pantothenic Acid (450%)
It says that all those are from "culture media". Idk wtf that means, but it sounds fancy and like the vitamins are more....better? Lol like there's more, and it absorbs into your human body better than...other vitamins? Man, idk.
Then they have extra shit, like I mentioned the spinach and blueberry powders, and also something called a Stress Response Blend with like ginseng, chamomile, hawthorn, etc. 132mgs of Organic Lecithin (idk), some shit called Immune Support Blend, with elderberry extract and some other shit, Organic Turmeric, and Ginger.
So there's a lot going on, but when I read it had all this shit I got excited. It just sounded good like I don't even know what the fuck Lecithin is or does. Lemme look it up right quick. Back! lol smh I got IMMEDIATELY ANNOYED doing my nanosecond search of lecithin but apparently it helps with high cholesterol and possibly neurological disorders? The bottle does claim it has nervous system support, so sure!!
Anyway, I really like this and want to take it more but I'm poor and there was a cute poem for you ;)
I think I just gotta prioritize and save money to buy expensive vitamins I think are cool instead of, like, hot dogs and ill-fitting clothes from China. No but most of my shitty money goes towards terrible food? And it's like what's the point of taking vitamins if you're not assisting it with a good diet? But don't ever judge me like this again who the hell do you think you are?? Anyway, I found some way cheaper vitamins on Thrive Market, so imma use those up and if I like them stay with them? Idk, there's no way those are gonna give me green pee :( That's all I really want out of life, for my pee to look like Chernobyl :/
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