was soak them in a Magnesium Chloride foot bath every day for about a month.
I initially bought this bag
with the intention of internally consuming it. I'm getting into teeth remineralization, and this mineral? vitamin??? was suggested as an Essential™.
I don't know how people drink this shit, it tastes like death. And I know people say that a lot about like shitty hotdogs, or spoiled papayas or whatever, but this legit tasted like I was going to die. You have to take like a tablespoon of this a day, I think? The bag says "shot" and I think I translated it and they said shot means tablespoon. So I dumped a tablespoon of this crystalized devil's cum into a glass of water and tried to take one single sip of it and immediately decided I was going to that cliff Macaulay Culkin and Elijah Wood were dangling from in The Good Son and I was going to karate kick hi-yah my ass right the fuck off of it. I wanted to be dead.
It tasted SO BAD. So bad. But I was committed to taking the shit because I spent like twenty dollars on the bag. I was like I'm going to use this. So I decided to try taking it all at once in a little bit of water. Because initially I had poured it in like a whole glass or bottle water full, creating more haunting magnesium chloride demon juice for me to drink? Yeah, no. So I'd pour a tablespoon's worth into a cup and then cover that bit with water just barely enough for it to dissolve. Then I knocked it back. Actually for that little bit it'd take me two "knock-backs". It was still a no. This doesn't just taste bad, it's like you can feel how bad it is. It just causes this sickening reaction in your whole body. I shudder just thinking about it. It's like it makes you feel like you 1. want to vomit 2. are drowning 3. and also being electrocuted, because you're 4. being fucked in the ass with a telephone pole. Alladat, no exaggeration (a little exaggeration).
My last trick to get this fucking lobotomy juice down was I'd make my little mix of water and the tablescoop, right? But I'd take a hard sip of the most acid-tasting orange juice I could get before it. Then I'd drink the orange immediately after. I had to do it really fast to cut down as much as possible on the horrid sting. Even still, it was just too painful, so I out of nowhere just decided to soak my feet in it. In think I read about people doing magnesium foot soaks, but they used flakes, not the little crystal powder that I had. But I was like, is it really that serious? What was the big difference between the powder and flakes besides their structure? But maybe structure is important in terms of how the mag gets distributed and in what way it's being used?? Idk.
But I used my crystal powder shit as a foot bath, anyway. And btw I have also used flakes. I bought a huge tub for like $17, lasted me about a week smh. The bag lasted like a month with me just scooping a tablespoon into hot water. I'd add baking soda occasionally for ~alkalizing~.
Uhhhh I really liked doing this, and need to get back. I feel this regimen of soaking in the mag water improved, at the very least, the state of my feet. I walk a lot, so my soles are kind of hard, and initially I had these rough ass callouses. Um, don't have them anymore??? The only thing that's remained is occasional hardness on I guess the outside of my heel, annnnnnnnd like a rough bit on the side of my right foot. BUT IF I FUCKING EVER GET BACK TO IT!!
Since I ran out I've just been taking my sweet ass time ordering another bag. But imma get another and get my feet buttery af. Slop some lanolin or some shit on there after my foot soak OMG.
In terms of health benefits, I have no real idea. I only took this for a month. When I took it internally the only thing I noticed was it giving me explosive diarrhea. Soaking my feet in it...I have no idea what ~healthy~ shit it did. Like I said, my main interest was taking this for tooth remineralization. I have some cavities I want to ~hippie heal~. I have like two cavitied-up molars in the back that seem...salvageable, so I'm on my journey to revert or repair them or whatever. Magnesium chl was bandied about as a main thing you needed to become accustomed with. I think if I get back to daily baths and doing it for a long time, at least six months, I will maybe see some recovery, especially along with the iodine I take (maybe??), and the B Vitamins. And also imma add a bunch of otra shit. But I do look @ my molars a lot and they don't seem to have progressed towards worsening, and also sometimes I would look at them while doing the foot baths and go "huh". Or was I projecting? Maybe. But also maybe if I get more consistent with this I'll be going huh but in caps so HUH.
We'll see! lol no1 reads this blog. thank g*d, tbh.
P.S. Oh, but if anyone DOES read this blog (which they don't) and are looking for an inexpensive foot bath tub, I just bought this dish tray basin thing at the Dollar Store, and it's held up. Only issue is it's pretty small and I wear a size goddamn 10. But for any normal-footed hoes, that should work well.
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