$5 Heart-Shaped Sunglasses

Two of my most favorite things are

1. Heart-shaped sunglasses

2. Being a cheap ass bitch.

So I like going on amazon occasionally and dropping less than five dollars on a pair of heart-shaped sunglasses that takes like a month and some change to get to me, because they are coming from the end of the world. Or, like, China.

My most recent pair, a pair of black heart-shaped sunnies, cost about $4 and some change, and came from a shop called Sun Revival, which you can find here. 

I had these sunglasses...maybe under seven months? (not THAT bad) Before they broke. This happens a lot. My last pair, purple "Lolita" frames, also broke in the same or possibly less amount of time. With my purple sunnies the like...side thing came off lol wtf is it called. The part that holds the sunglasses up on your face omg what is that called. The stem? Whatever the little screw came out that holds it all together and it fell somewhere, I couldn't find it, so that was that. My black ones broke the other day on the heart frame part. Like the frame got a crack. In both these cases my lazy ass coulda just like super-glued them back together, I guess? But emphasis on lazy ass. I just decided to buy another pair. But this time I ordered a pair from what I think is a store based in America, but the sunnies cost more, about $12.95. Also they have not shipped them out yet and I see my payment to them has expired in my paypal account so idk wtf is going on there. If they don't send my shit out I'm fin to go back to my old trusted Chinese stores and dropping like four bucks and getting another pair that will break immediately and I'll be feeling dumb again. THEY'RE JUST SO CUTE AND CHEAP!! 

I don't want to sound offensive acting like ordering from China is like the worst shit, it's just...their products are so fucking cheap and like cheap for a reason usually. Or are they cheap because they're just like straight from the factory and the middleman is cut out and even if they were sold through like Forever 21 or H&M or some shit and jacked up like ten bucks they'd still break because they are cheap because they are plastic heart-shaped sunglasses??? Idk man I want all the colors though. Sigh. I think imma get a hot pink pair next :( help me :(

This is where I ordered my $13 dollar ones. They look like this 

they're cute but when the fuck they shipping them out sigh I'm so impatient and empty