My First PINCHme Box!!!

:/

I'm a complaining, ungrateful ass bitch lol. But this samples box is whack. It could be because I wasn't on the website exactly at 12pm to get the first of the lot, but, bitch, who is going on websites at 12pm???

*screaming* ANYWAY!!

So what came in the box was the following mess:

-some SheaMoisture face mask mess from their Peace Rose Oil Complex line. Which seems new, I guess? SheaMoisture be doing the most these days. Their products aren't even really slamming and now they tryna integrate with the white girl hair products aisles? It's like, chile cheez!! I'm tired and I've been over them since I first ~went natural~ back in like '13?? And I bought some mess from the yellow line, idfk what it's called, and that shit was TRASH and cost me like ten dollars which I CANNOT GET BACK! The white girls can have SheaMoisture. But maybe I should calm down lol becuz I've barely used their products, but I got this face mask on rn and this shit is burning?? Eventho the package says all-natural or whatever?? Girl I guess. Maybe I'm just a demon idk

-some Simply Pop popcorn or whatever it was gross but i downed the whole bag in 1 second which did not kill me obviously, and I am disappointed, to say THE LEAST

-Some zzzzquil. I don't want this. I don't take drugs THANK YOU

-Allegra???? 

-okay so i just washed this mask off and it's not so bad lol. Maybe I will use the coupon they gave me to buy some but lol prob not using coupons is mad awk, I just used a coupon today @ the grocery store and i gave it to the bitch too late and she had to get an override. Like I wanted my transaction to be as fast as possible in out little interaction this coupon life is not for me!! ALSO WHY R SELF CHECKOUTS NOT EVERYWHERE??? when the fuck r robots gonna fully take over all the jobs wtf

-a robot could run this blog 1,8493% more efficiently than me

-when will i die

-oh also the box came with some Eucerin in-shower lotion mess but I am sure this shit is EXCLUSIVELY for whites, so imma pass. Some new samples go out on PINCHme mañana but I know my slow ass won't be there until all the good stuff is gone and they handing out fucking truvia sweetener packets like thanx BUT NO

-why am i so entitled and why isn't everything free?????