Candida Cleanse

Okay, so after watching Naptural85's video about her hair issues I am almost certain I have candida which is great I love it. I mean, she's talking about going to doctors and shit and getting blood tests, but my poor, life on the fringes ass will not be doing that! So self-diagnosis it is!! Apparently she went on a sugar and gluten free cleanse and feels 1,000% better and so that's what my no willpower having ass will also be doing. Lol yeah right. Last time I tried to give up sugar that lasted all of three seconds?? Also she gave up caffeine and omgggggggggggggg. The easiest thing for me I think will be the gluten-free bit, as I have been falling off carbs, etc for a while. But the sugar and caffeine will be near impossible, but I figure if I write about it here then maybe I will feel forced to do it in order to follow up with a results post. Does anyone read this blog? Absolutely not lol. But maybe...like, one person. And they'll read this and maybe expect to see a follow-up and I'll delude myself with that thinking while going through my cleanse. 

I'm going to do sort of a shoddy, pieced together sort of cleanse because like I said I'm poor and also I'm a huge skimmer in terms of doing research about health. I swear to god I go on these websites and they have fucking pdfs with like 56 pages on fucking oil pulling and it's like

please.

So my ~cleanse~ will be based off of hours of skimming earthclinic and a bunch of other natural, health-focused sites/forums, and then like this one vid of naptural's where she's like "I had fatigue" and I went "lol omg me too!" and decided completely, for-surely I had candida. Nooo lol she listed like a million other symptoms she had and I had almost all of the ones she listed, so I feel sure enough to like...at least detox for a week or so to see if anything improves. She mentioned she drank some mixture of lemon, acv and water, so imma make that my main drink, replacing my usual twelve million cups of coffee a day. Espresso, actually. I am going to die on this cleanse, I know it. Also I have this tub of Organic Juice Cleanse from Purity Products, which has only 1g of sugars, so if it's not too disgusting I'll be drinking that as well. I also read eating like two cloves of garlic a day helps kill off candida? So I'll be making that mistake. And whatever meager coins I have in my account will go to buying a bunch of veg and I'll eat only that pretty much. Plus quinoa. And also some eggs. I refuse to give up eggs. Unless someone tells me they cause ebola or something siiiigh

Idk when exactly I'll start this. Sometime this week probably. Why not RIGHT NOW, you say? Because mind your business, which is the answer to any questions you..wait why am I talking like literally anyone is reading this, sigh. I just want to be able to focus so I can pay attention when I watch k dramas on my dramafever app! It's that too much to ask??? I haven't even watched Exo Next Door yet because my attention is just completely shot. Who...complains that their brain fog makes it impossible for them to watch shitty k romcomedies starring 1,200 member kpop boybands??? Wow, but this candida cleanse better fix me so I can watch!!! 

Anyway, I'll be back with my results at some point. If I don't die. Dying would be an improvement upon my health, though, so, either way, win...win.........