I don't like this. It's very basic. Queen Helene in general is very basic. Which can be good. Like, Cetaphil, for instance, is very basic, but their products work well. Uhhhh...Johnson & Johnson baby products (with the exception of their cancer-causing ass baby powder) are typically very basic products, which I love and I think they have value and get the job done. Queen Helene is just gross. It's like a shitty roach motel. Idk why I keep using their products. I don't even use them a lot...but I do use them, even though every time I am like *DEEP SIGH*.
Like, they're cheap and you get what you pay for, I guess. But they're not cheap enough. I spent like 15 bux including shipping on these two gigantic 32 oz bottles of lotion thinking I was getting some deal. I was not. I could have taken my goofy ass down to the Walmart or literally anywhere else and bought literally ANY OTHER lotion and it would've been better than this see-through liquidy mess right here. 15 bottles of that scary-looking lotion at the dollar store would have been a better investment of my time and coins. Idk whyyyyy I bought this lol. I think I read a review on amazon where a woman was talking about how her old, bed-ridden father uses this to moisturize his missing limbs andFOR SOME REASON I WAS LIKE, I GOTTA HAVE THIS!!! The internet should honestly be taken away from me. I be gettin' lost down mad rabbit holes and creating all these weird ass fantasies in my mind and buying all sorts of unnecessary, unhelpful ass shit that is in no way relevant to me??? AND I KNEW FOR A FACT THAT QUEEN HELENE WAS WHACK!! I think I got caught up with the missing limbs story and also the whole ~Aloe Vera~ thing. I love Aloe Vera, so immediately become interested if a product has it, and I don't think I've ever seen this lotion before so I got excited thinking Queen Helene was doing something new and about to DELIVER!!! Stupid. So dummy. Wait what am I quoting it's a rap song but I can't te..ll...is it an embarrassing rap song omg abort aborttt
Anyway omg, this lotion is watery and whack. My skin is thick and dry so check no juliet. But even for you thin-skinned, naturally moisturized bitches...this isn't going to do anything or make you happy. It's just some cheap ass lotion with an ~aloe vera~ scent. When will I finally quit Queen Helene? Why am I so dumb and slow? Queen Helene was made for people like me. I'M STILL MAD ABOUT THAT WHACK MINT JULEP MASK MY TEEN MAGAZINES KEPT RAVING ABOUT THAT DID FUCK! ALL!!
I just remembered the rap...I remembered the rapper. Childish Gambino siiiiiiiiggggggghhhhh. Wait, "Heartbeats", right? Ugh. I love that song :/
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