lol sike it's like four items. But I am UBSESSED with dollar store hauls and people taking shit out of their cheap little dollar tree/store/general/family plastic bag and it's the worst bullshit lol. I was watching some vid of this woman and she was talking about buying stickers and like...fucking hazelnut flavored syrup and shit for her coffee? It's just a mess. And then Qaadir stays with the off-brand like Hawaiian Punch in the cans and all this random candy AND CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE TIME HE ATE TAMALES STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN???!
omg can I focus for two seconds? NO!! Anyway...sigh. lol I am in love with dollar store hauls because I'm a cheap, basic bitch and the dollar store is like, on my level. If I had any money, I guess I could get excited about Bloomingdale's hauls or...what's another store where shit costs money? Idk...like...Walmart hauls, I guess lol pleeeeeez I am so poor. So that's why I love seeing these things, to get the scoop on what's good at the only store that I can afford :') Barely :') But also dollar stores have a lot of random ass items where you're like...that's at the dollar store? Like, the dollar store has reading glasses? Lol I tried looking through a pair and...idk, girl.
Anyway, the other day I went to my local Dollar Tree because I needed a basin to do my foot baths in. I'm obsessed with foot baths recently (later). So I popped over, RELUCTANTLY, to see if they had any basins. I say reluctantly (you didn't ask idc!!) because there's this weirdo leprechauny white dude who works there and he always chats me up??? I don't think he's trying to flirt, he just seems...extroverted. And I am like WHOA, STOP! Please don't try to converse with me haha!!! He makes me miss the hapless cashiers at Walmart. Like, don't make me start dreaming about having my purchases gruffly rung up without so much as a "hello". Don't make me yearn for Yvette who works the 10 items or less line. Don't do it, boy.
Why do I have this blog/exist??? Iono. Anyway, they sort of had basins. Well, the thing in the pic above is a dish pan, but my feet fit in it (barely, size ten, kill me), so success! But of course I couldn't just get the shit I needed and leave the store, I had to look around. sigh.
I remembered I needed some lippie because my Carmex ran out. So I go to the ~beauty~ aisle which is also like the deodorant and toothpaste aisle......... and I go for the Carmex but then I see Vaseline Lip Therapy and decided to get that instead. I keep trying to look for more natural lip stuff that doesn't cost a million dollars a tube, but...it's been a trial. So I recently relapsed and bought Carmex, but that shit is...mad medicinal. Idk how I feel about smearing like petrol or whatever on my lips, but the Vaseline Lip Therapy makes them feel good and only cost a dollar so, I hope I don't get mouth cancer :/
The other thing up there is Fake Cetaphil Face Wash. Which is so funny like on the back it says "This product blah blah is not manufactured by Cetaphil blahh". Oh, it's not??? Lol I lovvvve knock-offs, but I always get suspicious. Is it basically the same thing with a different name and less expensive? But why is it less expensive??? Or should I be asking why the original Cetaphil costs like fifteen bucks? Girl, idk, but I like this fake ass "Gentle Skin Cleanser". I've only used it once so idk if it's gonna give me a rash or ebola or whatever, but it's dope for now. And I like feeling like I got one over on Cetaphil. Buy this, so you can too. I am so sad and broken.
LASTLY!!! My ass snatched up some Dermasil and OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SHIT!!!! I've been ignoring this shit for YEARS. Because my thinking was...it's the dollar store. I can't buy lotion from the dollar store. BUT WHY?! No idea. But I changed my mind the other day and decided to try this and OH MY GOD I'M SO GLAD I LOVVVEE IT!! Lol watch I get a rash or dermatitis or some shit lol. But nah, I don't think so. Like duh this shit got mad artificial ingredients, but it doesn't seem more so than any other lotion. But bruh, this shit feels so good! Like my dry ass skin is mad moisturized right now i wanna scream!!! It feels like sunscreen??? Like idk if it's weird to like...the consistency of sunscreen? But bitch i do!!! And I am livvvvving. I'm taking my coinless ass back over to Dollar Tree to buy as much as the two dollars in my paypal account will allow me! (so...two...considering there's no tax....:/)
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