Hey Girl Tea

I got these for free, which is cool, because I think they cost like thirty dollars a bag regularly or some crazy shit. For what...18 tea bags. Um,

okay. Like...are you selling Yukon Gold? 

No. They are not. For the Sleep tea you would literally prob be better off buying an eight dollar bottle of valerian root, or a three dollar box of chamomile, like...it's never that serious. I'm soooo over the Sleep tea. It did make me drowsy...but blah. It didn't put me to sleep, so what's the point? I'm ALWAYS sleepy, I don't need a drink to make me even more sleepy...I need something to put me in a coma. Like??? No product should be a million dollars if it's not gonna put you into a coma. Where do they do that? 

Maybe it's a million dollars because there's a bunch of different herbs mixed in (rolls eyes). The Sleep tea has...passion flower (idk), chamomile flower (okay good), lemon balm (this soothes herpes sores!!), catnip herb (okaaay...), stevia leaf (NO), valerian root extract (bien), orange peel (oh...), annnd...soy. Soy? I don't want soy. lol. Even though...doesn't soy produce estrogen? My hairy ass could use some more estrogen prob, but I just have this ingrained like NO NO NO! reaction to soy. So, I'llllll pass. 

The Feel Better tea is actually pretty good, though (even though it also has soy, so....maybe not?). It's supposed to be used if you're sick, I guess, but I was alright when I drank this so idk...what affect it'd have on a non-well. But it made me feel really energized, which my dumb ass was not expecting even though it says VITAMIN C right there on the back of the package. My slow ass took this like way too close to bedtime so that was fun for me!!!:) 

The Feel Better tea hass...Vitamin C (90mg/150% dv), lemongrass herb (okay), echinacea purpurea herb (...good? right? lol), decaffeinated green tea (sure), goldenseal herb (alright), elderberries (dies from the extraness), stevia leaf (uch), panax ginseng root (

), ginger root (alright, damn!!), DEHYDRATED GODDAMN HONEY, LEMON PEEL!!, CITRIC ACID, AND THAT PUNK BITCH SOY!!!!!

 

Doing the most Hey Girl. But your packaging is cute, I guess. But not thirty dollars a package, cute, so. Thanx for the free shit, tho.