So I got this product at a discount to review. I don't even...like I just got this random email from the company? I don't remember requesting to review it lol. Maybe I did idk I be doing all kinds of random shit on the interwebs and then be forgettin' about it until some random package shows up at my door and I'm like "oh, right...". Anyway, I shouldn't be allowed to have the internet.
Like really not because I have no idea what the company wants me to do. They told me to write a blog and like mention the company and product, I think? I can't tell if they want two blogs or--the email was worded...interestingly. Anyway, imma just do this one post. Here's their website link: http://www.thermalabs.com/
lol, so anyway this blog can be a nice notice to companies to never send me shit! I literally only erected this blog so I could get free stuff. Most of it isn't even free, though? It's mostly discounted and I'm like, sigh, but why isn't everything costless to me?? Capitalism is so hard. Also getting this free but mostly just discounted stuff is not as fun as I want it to be. Like, I have to write blogs and amazon reviews and shit and it's just like...sigh. I don't want to! :) I'm screaming at how entitled and incompetent I am. But that's just, like, being a human being. Kill me.
So anyway, THERMALABS EXFOLIATING MITT!!
Real talk: I used this like once, and not even correctly. I think it's like a Korean bath mitt, right? There's a popular one, I forget the name but it's kind of expensive. I wonder if that's because it actually works? Like when I read about Korean bath mitts and cloths people are always like SHEETS OF MY SKIN WERE FALLING OFF!! And I'm like
Like, who are these people? Why are sheets of your skin falling away as if you are a snake or lizard?? You are a human?? OR ARE YOU????
No but real talk part two: I be wantin' my skin to fall off, too? But like...idk. To get offensive real quick, I feel like a lot of these MY SKIN FELL OFF!! people are...............of the blanco persuasion, if you catch my drift. WHITE AS FUCK!! Like they don't use lotion I heard, soooooooo. Maybe that's why??
Anyway, when I first heard about Korean bath towels and mitts and cloths blah blah I really wanted one. I didn't want to buy the popular Korean bath mitt thing everyone was raving about because I did not want to spend money I absolutely did not have :) So the next best thing was a five dollar Salux cloth :)
I got the blue one. I...actually think the colors indicate roughness? Maybe yellow is the least rough and blue the most? Girl idk. The one I had was pretty roughy. My skin was not falling off in sheets while using the Salux cloth, but it exfoliated well enough. It was actually annoying to use. It's like this long ass cloth?? It's good if you wanna reach your back, but honestly....idgaf about my back? I mean I do, but I don't... I'm a dirty bitch. Like, my back can kind of just chill...back (lol!!) there. Letting the shower water hit it...seems to be mostly good enough. Wow @ me.
Anyway, I'm using these
exfoliating shower gloves now. From Earth Therapeutics. Works well enough and doesn't cost a magillion dollies. Also, less annoying to use than the Salux cloth, which is long as shit and just...I am so tired already from just having to stand, you know? Stand in the shower? And then you want me to be wrangling this long ass cloth into submission? BYE!!
So back to this Thermalabs mess. I think for these mitts...it's best for you to soak in the tub...and then after you've soaked, you can sort of...start scrubbing away at your skin. Maybe that's where the skin falling off in sheets stuff is coming from? People actually using these things as intended? Sigh. If I take a bath I will fall asleep and die. Which is for the best, tbh, but I'm too tired to commit suicide. Anyway, this is a sponsored post:), annnnd I didn't use the Thermalabs mitt exactly as intended. I just like...rubbed it all over my body while in the shower? It was alright... One side is REALLY rough. The black side, I think. The rougher the better for me, my skin is mad thick. I have like...bumpy...outer thighs or whatever? Saddlebags?? So I'm an exfoliating beast when it comes to that area. Nothing really gets it to the smoothness I want. ACTUALLY, I just started using this coffee exfoliator thing I just got...which I'll write about later, but I think I've found a breakthrough! Sigh @ this fake sponsored post being about Thermalabs and they're not the breakthrough. Ah well! I could see this working if you use it properly tho lol. Soak in the tub for like twenty minutes and then go to town with the black side? And def oil it up after you're done. Almond oil probably.
What I'm REALLY lowkey stanning for here is the little exfoliating finger.
I think Thermalabs suggests it for your bikini line and...your lip hairs or whatever?? (???) but I've just been using it to exfoliate my face. I have really big pores that get congested a lot so it's been fun to go to town on my t-zone with the exfolly finger. It does a pretty good job. I just put some cheapo face cleanser on it after wetting it and just scrub scrub. I like it. So I'm glad about the exfoliating finger. Imma still use the mitt too because that rough ass black side is giving me life even though I know it'd be better if my skin was more soaked while using it, but whatever, I love pain :')
Anyway, here's their amazon link lol: $$$$$$$$$
Buy their stuff based off this super-enthusiastic ass review sigh
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